The Booty Report

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"Arrr, the memories that set yer noggin afire be like rum spilled on a bonfire, matey!"

2025-01-10

Arrr! Shawn Hubler, the landlubber from Sacramento, be spillin’ the beans on how them fiery beasts be makin’ fine folks lose their wits! Aye, the toll be heavier than a chest o' gold on a scallywag’s back! Blimey, the flames be givin’ more than just singed eyebrows!

Arrr matey! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a land o’ golden dreams and fiery dread, where a scallywag named Shawn Hubler be chroniclin’ the tribulations o’ the folk in California, from the fair city of Sacramento.

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