"Arrr, Trump be the first captain to walk the plank o’ justice, branded a scallywag felon!"
2025-01-10
Arrr, matey! President-elect Donald J. Trump be dodgin’ the brig in his New York mischief! Yet, he be preparin’ to chart a course as the first scallywag felon to hoist his flag in the Oval Office! Aye, what a jolly crew we be sailin' with!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring tidings from the shores of politics, where a certain cap'n, known as Donald J. Trump, has navigated through treacherous waters! Aye, this be no ordinary tale, for our President-elect be a felon, yet he’s managed to bamboozle the hangman and avoid the gallows! Aye, he be the first scallywag to sail into the Oval Office with a past darker than a stormy night at sea!