Arrr, matey! L.A. Utilities be questioned fer keepin' the lights lit—might be hidin' booty in the dark!
2025-01-10
Ahoy, mateys! The wise sea dogs o' energy be sayin' that them landlubber utility mates in Los Angeles, not dousing their power lines in a tempest, be raisin' the chances o' fires! Talk about a bonfire on the high seas—blimey, they be needin' a good keelhaul for that folly!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I be havin’ a tale from the landlubbers of Los Angeles, where the winds be blowin’ fiercer than a kraken at high tide! It seems the wise wizards of the electric realm, them utility companies, made a choice as dubious as a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder. Instead of givin’ the ol’ power lines a wee bit of a rest during them tempestuous gales, they let ‘em stay aloft!Now, ye see, when them gusty winds be howlin’ like a banshee, the risk of fire be risin’ higher than a pirate’s booty after a successful plunder! The experts, savvy as they are, be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, warnin’ that this decision be a recipe for disaster. ‘Twas like temptin’ fate to a duel on a stormy night, I tell ye!
So, here we be, sailin’ the seas of uncertainty, hopin’ the good folks of Los Angeles don’t end up roastin’ marshmallows over their own homes! Aye, let this be a lesson to all who dare tamper with the forces of nature: when the winds be a-whippin’, it be best to stow the sails and batten down the hatches!