Arrr! Filmmaker scallywag be callin' LA's bumbling crew 'useless' fer lettin' blazes ruin fine folk's lives!
2025-01-11
Arrr, matey! Filmmaker Justine Bateman be givin’ a right tongue-lashin’ to Gov. Newsom and Mayor Bass fer bein’ as sharp as a dull cutlass! Their blunderin’ leaves us all roastin’ like a pig at a feast while fire be dancin’ ‘round the county like a drunken sailor!
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! Justine Bateman, a lass known for her role in "Family Ties," be raisin' a ruckus 'bout the bumblin' buffoons runnin' Los Angeles County! She be spittin' fire like a cannon, claimin' that the city leaders be as useful as a wooden leg in a shark fight when it comes to battlin' the infernos ravagin' the land.“I be right vexed, and so be many a Los Angeleno!” she hollered on “Jesse Watters Primetime.” The Palisades, Eaton, and Hurst Fires be causin' havoc, leavin' destruction in their wake, and Bateman be demandin' that the officials get their act together! She be sayin', "If ye can’t handle fire and keep yer crew well-funded, ye best walk the plank!"
With the flames devourin’ thousands of homes and lives hangin’ by a thread, she be callin' for these landlubbers to resign in shame! “Ye be useless if ye can’t prepare for the storms!” she bellowed, suggesting voters should choose leaders based on skill rather than party colors. “Vote for the best matey, not the best letter!” she urged, all while hopin' the ground don’t shake beneath 'em before they figure out how to douse a fire. Aye, it be a right hullabaloo indeed!