Arrr! Scallywags snipped the fence at the Army's lair, makin' off with shiny Humvees and loot, savvy?
2025-01-11
Arrr, matey! Word be from the landlubber constables that scallywags swiped three mighty Humvees and a treasure trove of military gear from the Army's stronghold in Tustin! Aye, a right jolly heist it be—sneaky knaves in the week of the seas! 🏴☠️
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of swashbucklin' mischief on the high seas—of Tustin, California, that is! Just the other night, a band o’ scallywags made off with three grand Humvees from the Army Reserve's treasure trove. Aye, they slipped into a storage hold like ghosts in the night, pickin' locks and filchin' gear from the storied depths of the military's bounty!These knaves were crafty, cuttin' through fences like a knife through butter to reach the mighty vessels parked like fine ships ready for battle. They pilfered themselves an armored Humvee, two cloth-door beauties, along with a hoard of machine gun mounts, tripods, a pile o’ binoculars, and even the fancy cutlery known as bayonets! As for medical supplies, they nabbed those too, as any good pirate knows the importance of patchin’ up after a brawl!
Now, the lads and lasses at the Army be scratchin’ their heads, thinkin’ there be no further loss of weapons or powder. But the search be on, and if ye happen to know anythin’ about these scoundrels, best be shoutin’ to the lawmen! Otherwise, they might just sail off into the sunset, laughin’ all the way to their treasure islands!