Arrr, in the grand Congress, landlubbers be wishin’ for proxy votes fer new parents—both sides be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger!
2025-01-11
Arrr! A band o' fresh-faced scallywags in the House be pushin' fer a change, seekin' to let the new mum and dad crew cast their votes from afar, while tendin' to their wee landlubbers! Aye, who knew parenting be a matter o' parliamentary plunder?
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of young scallywags in the House, wishin' to steer their ship in a new direction! A band o' fresh-faced lawmakers, with the twinkle of parenthood in their eyes, be pushin' fer a change in the rules o' the realm. Aye, they be wantin' to cast their votes from afar, whilst tendin' to their wee ones, instead o' havin' to hoist the sails and brave the stormy seas of the Capitol!Imagine, mateys, a crew of new parents, nappies in one hand and quills in t'other, tryin' to juggle the riggin' of votes while lullabies be fillin' the air! They be shoutin' “Let us vote remotely!” like a ship’s captain callin' for a fair wind. Why, even the most hardened buccaneer would shed a tear at the sight of a young lass or lad tryin' to soothe their tiny treasure, all while facin' the dreary drudgery of sittin’ in the chamber!
So here’s to these brave souls, chasin’ the winds of change! If they can keep the ship floatin’ whilst raisin’ their little pirates, who are we to say them nay? Aye, let 'em vote from the comfort of their own quarters, for a true seafarer knows that a happy crew means smooth sailin’ ahead!