Arrr! Four jests from the court's squabble over TikTok treasure, ye landlubbers!
2025-01-11
Arrr, the justices be like savvy sea dogs, tossin' hard questions like cannonballs to both sides! They be eyein' the lawyers for TikTok and its crew with the squinty suspicion of a parched sailor spyin' a rogue ship on the horizon! Avast, the court be no easy treasure!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the courts, where the justices be sittin’ like ol’ sea dogs, scrutinizin’ every word with the sharpness of a cutlass! Aye, these learned folk be askin’ questions that’d make even the bravest pirate tremble in his boots!The lawyers for the strange contraption known as TikTok, along with its merry band of users, be makin’ their pleas, but lo and behold, the justices be raisin’ their skeptical brows as if they be spyin’ a ghost ship on the horizon! “What manner of sorcery be this?” they seemed to say, as they poked and prodded at the arguments like a scallywag lookin’ to steal a treasure map.
With every exchange, the courtroom echoed with the clash of ideas, like cannons firin’ in a fierce battle upon the high seas. The justices, wise as old sea turtles, weren’t about to let the winds of fancy blow them off course. Nay, they be demandin’ the straight truth, lest they find themselves marooned in a sea of nonsense! So, raise yer tankards and toast to the fine art of justice, where even TikTok be feelin’ the heat of the legal cannonade! Yarrr!