Arrr! Starry scallywags be settin’ sail from their cribs, blamin' the cap'ns whilst the fiery beast rages on, har har!
2025-01-11
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Ahoy mateys, welcome aboard the Fox News Entertainment ship!TOP 3 TREASURES:
- The fair lass Anna Faris be weepin’, as a mighty blaze hath claimed her Pacific Palisades abode! Poor Molly Sims be joinin' her in sorrow for their ravaged port.
- Sarah Michelle Gellar, the valiant warrior, rallies her crew o' stars, blastin’ the LA mayor for gridlock makin' their escape from the flames a right pickle!
- A fearsome fire hath turned a famed high school, featured in many a Hollywood tale, into mere ashes. What a calamity!
HEAVY LOSS: Milo Ventimiglia, the noble star of 'This Is Us,' finds his ship sunk days before his wife be bringin' forth new life. A right cruel twist o' fate!
LEAVING: Steve Guttenberg, the gallant, be aidin' the brave souls fightin’ the inferno as it turns the Palisades into a ghostly haunt.
UNFOLDING TRAGEDY: Hollywood be shut down tighter than a clam as the fierce flames rage, causin' the Critics Choice to be postponed and 'The Price is Right' to vanish like a mirage!
OVERWHELMED: Guttenberg proclaims the wildfires as the “great equalizer,” callin’ on all hands to lend a compass to one another in this dire hour.
ALL DUE RESPECT: Jean Smart be coaxin’ the networks to skip the glitzy award shows and instead fill their coffers for fire relief. A noble pursuit, that!
BEYOND WORDS: Candace Cameron Bure fears families and small businesses be left adrift amidst the devastation.
WILDFIRE RELIEF: Sharon Stone be rollin' up her sleeves, joinin’ the stars to lend a hand to the battered community.
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