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“DAVID MARCUS: California’s scallywags be givin' the silent salute to the press and us landlubbers alike!”

2025-01-11

Arrr, matey! Columnist David Marcus be sayin’ them Californy captains be followin’ the Biden-Harris chart, dodgin’ questions like a scallywag in a storm! But beware, for not takin’ the helm comes with a hefty price, savvy? Fire and fury await those who avoid the reckonin'!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the landlubbers in the California seas of politics! Over the years, the Democratic scallywags have convinced themselves that they needn’t answer the tough queries, and now, with the infernos ravaging their shores, the crew be rightly miffed!

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