Arrr, the raging flames be a-testing the Getty's treasure trove o' art, matey! Hope it don't turn to toast!
2025-01-11
Arrr, matey! This here museum be callin’ itself the “safest treasure chest for art when the flames be a-roarin’,” yet now it’s a no-go zone! Officials be swearin’ the galleries be as safe as a kraken’s lair! Aye, what a fine jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of the landlubber world! There be a grand museum, claimin’ to be the “safest havens fer art during a fiery tempest.” But lo and behold! The scallywags in charge be singin’ a different tune now, as the cursed place be sittin’ in a mandatory evacuation zone! Aye, talk about a twist of fate more confusin’ than a compass in a maelstrom!The officials, bless their hearts, be declarin’ that the galleries be “safe and protected.” Safe, ye say? Aye, safer than a treasure chest locked up tight, but who be wantin’ to risk the wrath of flames licking at their prized paintings? It be soundin’ more like a pirate’s tall tale than a true report! The art may be safe, but the hearts of the art lovers be racin’ faster than a ship in full sail!