"Arrr! Jack Smith, the scourge of Trump’s crew, hath scuttled his ship and made off with the treasure!"
2025-01-11
Ahoy, matey! Mr. Smith, a fancy legal swashbuckler handpicked by the grand Captain Garland, be readyin’ to toss his tricorn hat before the jolly ol' Trump sets sail on his mighty inauguration adventure! Avast, what a merry turn of tides!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round while I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a landlubber known as Mr. Smith, a special counsel appointed by none other than the grand poobah of Justice, Attorney General Merrick B. Garland. Now, this scallywag, with a fancy title and a quill sharper than a cutlass, be hintin' he’d be walkin' the plank 'fore the winds of change blow in with one Donald J. Trump ascendin' to the throne!Yarr, it be a curious tale indeed! As the sands of time ran low, Mr. Smith waved his farewell like a captain lookin' to abandon ship before the dreaded storm of inauguration hit the shores. The thought of a new captain at the helm had him quakin’ in his boots, or perhaps he just fancied a fine rum in some far-off tavern instead! Whate'er it be, this decision brought much glee to the crew, as they imagined him gallivantin' with mermaids or countin' his doubloons in a tropical paradise.
So here’s to Mr. Smith, the special counsel with a penchant for timing! May his future voyages be filled with treasure and laughter, for in the seas of politics, it be wise to know when to set sail and when to batten down the hatches!