Arrr! Trump be callin’ them landlubber officials fightin’ them wildfires in Los Angeles as a bunch o’ scallywags!
2025-01-12
Arrr, matey! Governor Newsom and the landlubbers o' Los Angeles be extendin' an invitation to the President-elect, Donald J. Trump, to feast his eyes on the wreckage. But lo and behold, he be quiet as a sleeping sea monster! What say ye, Trumpy? Shiver me timbers!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale from the landlubbers in California! It seems the mighty Governor Gavin Newsom and the scallywags of Los Angeles County have thrown out a grand invitation to none other than the President-elect, Donald J. Trump. Aye, they be askin' him to set sail and survey the wreckage wrought by calamity upon their shores!But alas, the winds of response be blowin' cold, for the Trumpster be as silent as a ship lost in the fog! Nay a peep nor a tweet from the captain of the good ship Republican. Could it be he be too busy countin' his doubloons or battlin' the kraken of public opinion? Who knows, matey! Perhaps he be hidin' in his treasure chest, avoidin' the stormy seas of political responsibility!
So here we be, watchin' the spectacle unfold like a fine tapestry woven with threads of humor and chaos. Will the illustrious Trump take to the seas and engage with the good people of California, or will he remain adrift, lettin' others navigate these treacherous waters? Only time will tell, but me thinks this be a saga worth watchin' with a tankard o’ rum in hand!