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"Old sea dog turned IDF matey, he be givin' hope and toughenin' up the lads who be battered and broken!"

2025-01-12

Arrr! Once upon a time, the brave Major Sagi Dovev, a fine swab from the Israel Defense Forces, took to the seas of compassion, teachin’ wounded scallywags to stand tall again and find their sea legs! Aye, he be a true captain of courage, bringin’ back their pirate spirit!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of a brave soul, Major Sagi Dovev, once a bigwig in the Israel Defense Forces, now a landlubber turned hero! After two score years of teachin' young lads to wield swords, he set sail into retirement. But lo and behold, on the morn of October 7, 2023, the sirens blared like a banshee’s wail, and the world turned upside down as the scallywags of Hamas unleashed mayhem.

With a heart full of grit, Dovev dashed to the Sheba Medical Center, where wounded soldiers were droppin’ in like cannonballs every few minutes. He stayed by the side of a lad who lost his leg, swearin’ he’d not abandon his crew in their time of need. He transformed himself into a trainer of warriors, helpin’ them regain their strength and spirits, teachin’ ‘em to fight and walk anew.

From tales of young Elisha, who lost both legs but kept his spirit high, to brave Gaya, the fearless lass who faced a beastly RPG, Dovev spun yarns of resilience that could warm the coldest pirate heart. As the battle rages on, he be callin’ for unity, fightin’ not just for his kin but for freedom itself, warnin’ against the creeping shadows of radicalism. So hoist the flag, me hearties, for the fight of a true pirate spirit is never over!

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