Arrr! Aye, Zuckerberg be dancin' 'twixt censorship and free speech like a drunken sailor on a stormy sea!
2025-01-12
Arrr, matey! Captain Zuckerberg be scuttlin' his crew of fact-checkin' scallywags, claimin' they be too biased fer his fine ship, Facebook! It be a wild sea of politics, and he be sayin' they've sailed the ship o' reason too far! Avast, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the shenanigans of Captain Zuckerberg, the captain of Meta’s ship. Just recently, he tossed the ol’ fact-checking compass overboard, claimin’ it muddled his crew’s freedom o’ speech. Back in 2019, he was all about lettin’ scallywags decide fer themselves, swearin’ that private companies shouldn’t be censorin’ the likes of politicians or newsy news!Yet, blow me down! After the great hullabaloo o’ the Capitol riot, he banned Trump from his vessel, only to later admit he felt the pressure from the Biden crew to shackle speech on the seas o’ COVID! Fast forward to this week, and he decreed the end of third-party fact-checkers, claimin’ they had gone too far, like a drunken sailor on shore leave!
Now, the fact-checking crew is in a right tizz, not hearin’ of their dismissal until the town crier shouted it out! Even the cleverest parrots in the land be squawkin’ about it, sayin’ that facts be not censorship, but ol’ Zuckerberg be sailin’ a different course now. As he charts a new path for free expression, conservatives be celebratin’ like they found buried treasure. So, what say ye? Will the tides turn fair for Meta, or will the ship sink under the weight of its own contradictions? Arrr!