Arrr, Trump be callin' Jack Smith a scallywag, sayin' he sailed away with naught but his own shadow!
2025-01-12
Arrr, matey! President-elect Trump be callin' Jack Smith a "disgrace" to himself and our fair land, after that scallywag tossed in his towel from the Justice Department! A right merry spectacle, that be! A real catfight on the high seas of politics, arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn of the high seas o' politics! Our swashbucklin' President-elect Trump, in a fit o' tempestuous rage, called upon the wretched special counsel Jack Smith, claimin' he be a "disgrace" to all and sundry after that scallywag resigned from the Justice Department!That knave Smith, who took a mighty two-year voyage to investigate our captain's shenanigans, left the ship empty-handed after spillin' over a hundred million doubloons on what Trump called a "Witch Hunt." The man was appointed by the esteemed Attorney General Merrick Garland just before the tides turned in November 2022, lookin’ into the foul misdeeds o’ the January 6th hullabaloo and the mishandling o' classified parchment.
As the winds of change blew with Trump’s election victory, Smith decided to drop anchor and end his pursuit. With a judge’s decree givin’ the green light, the report o’ Smith's investigations be on the horizon, ready to be unveiled before Trump takes the helm once more!
Trump, ever the proud pirate captain, declared these cases to be naught but "lawless" and a "political hijacking." Yet, he emerged triumphant from the storm, shoutin’ like the true buccaneer he is, “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” Yarrr!