"Before donning the mayor’s hat, L.A.’s Captain declared, 'I shan't set sail beyond our shores, savvy?'"
2025-01-12
Arrr, Mayor Karen Bass be sailin’ the seven seas while Los Angeles be ablaze! Three years past, she swore to shun the globe and mind the ship, but it seems she be more fond of treasure hunts than puttin’ out the fires at home! Savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Mayor Karen Bass of Los Angeles, who be catchin’ quite the lash o’ the tongue from the townsfolk. When the infernos sprung up like a scallywag at a tavern brawl, where was our fair Mayor? Off gallivantin’ in foreign lands, leavin’ her ship adrift in a sea of flames! Aye, it be a right pickle, indeed!Now, 'tis not but three short years hence that she made a grand promise, swearin’ by the Jolly Roger, that she’d be settin’ sail less on her worldly adventures and payin’ heed to her beloved city. But lo and behold, the winds of fortune blew her far afield, and what do we find? Naught but charred remains and a tempest of discontent among the crew! The good folk o’ Los Angeles be wonderin’, “Where be the captain when the ship be sinkin’?”
So there ye have it, mateys! A tale of folly and fiery misadventures, as Mayor Bass finds herself in hot water, and not the kind ye dip yer tea in! Maybe next time, she’ll keep her compass pointed more true to home when the fires be a-ragin’!