The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, a salty sea-dog be tellin' tales o' the Palisades blaze and how it be dancin’ like a drunken sailor!"

2025-01-12

Arrr, matey! A fiery beast be ravaging 23,700 acres o’ western L.A. since the seventh day o' January! Tis a slippery scallywag to tame, especially 'round Mandeville Canyon! Robert Clark from Cal Fire be wringin' his hands o'er that wild edge! Avast, fire, ye be a troublesome fiend!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tales of a fiery beast that be rampagin' through the western shores of Los Angeles! Aye, since the seventh day of January, this blaze be devourin’ a whopping 23,700 acres, causin’ more ruckus than a ship full o' scallywags after too much rum!

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