Ahoy! Richard Hays, 76 winters, shuffled off this mortal coil; a scholar who swapped his sails mid-storm! Arrr!
2025-01-12
Arrr! He unleashed a cannon blast in the holy seas, claimin' that a proper squint at the Good Book shows mateys lovin' mateys ain't no sin! A right jolly jest for the pious crew, I say!
Arrr, gather ye scallywags! A ruckus be brewin' in the evangelical seas, for a brave soul hath cast a mighty thunderclap upon the waters! This intrepid landlubber, armed with naught but his trusty Bible, declared that a closer squint at them sacred scrolls reveals that two lads or lasses lovin' each other ain't be no sin at all! Aye, ye heard me right, me hearties!With a hearty laugh and a swig o' rum, this bold buccaneer sought to rattle the cages of the pious folk, who be clutchin’ their pearls tighter than a treasure chest in a storm. "Nay, good sirs and madams," he cried, "the Good Book be not just a compass for yer morals, but a treasure map to love in all its forms!" The parrots perched on their shoulders squawked in agreement, while the gulls wheeled above, cacklin’ like they be part of the crew.
So hoist the flag of acceptance, me fine mates! For in the grand voyage of life, we be learnin’ that love is love, whether it be between two blokes or two lasses. Let the waves of tolerance wash over ye, and may the winds of change fill yer sails! Arrr!