Arrr! Trump be givin' blue state scallywags their 'homework' while we plot a grand ol' policy mutiny! Ha!
2025-01-12
Arrr, matey! The President-elect, Captain Trump, be lettin’ the Republican crew parley ‘bout tax gold that be weighin’ heavy on their sails! Gatherin’ with House scallywags at Mar-a-Lago, he be swayin’ ‘em to raise the SALT flag high. But beware, for some landlubbers think it’s a treasure for the rich! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of politics, where President-elect Trump be givin' a nod to the scallywags of the GOP! With a hearty meeting at his fine treasure trove, Mar-a-Lago, he plotted a course for amendin' the state and local tax (SALT) deductions, seekin' to ease the burdens of landlubbers in blue states like New York and California.Ye see, a band of House Republicans, includin' some from the treacherous urban realms, be wantin' to raise the $10,000 cap on SALT deductions, a burden laid upon those with hefty property taxes. Rep. Malliotakis, a brave soul from the land of New York, declared the meeting a grand success, with Trump as their captain, ready to chart new waters for the middle-class folk.
But beware, for not all in the crew be on the same page! The rural Republicans view this cap as a gilded treasure for the wealthy, and they be raisin' their skeptical flags. So, Trump has tasked them with findin' a compromise that won’t sink the ship—targetin' middle-class families instead of the high-born!
As the tides change, Trump promises to help fight against the dastardly congestion pricing in New York, givin' hope to those who toil by the light of the moon. With the winds of change a-blowin', the GOP be readying their sails for a wild ride ahead!