Arrr! CNN matey be sayin' Biden's talkin' like a landlubber, claimin' Kamala could best ol' Trump! Ha!
2025-01-12
Arrr, in the grand taverns o' CNN, ol' Jake Tapper be callin' out Captain Biden for his tall tale, claimin' that the fair Vice Captain Kamala coulda bested the Trumpster! But alas, she be walkin' the plank instead. Aye, 'tis a jolly jest indeed!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the choppy waters of politics! CNN's Jake Tapper, the scallywag of the news seas, be takin' a mighty swing at President Biden fer claimin' that Vice President Kamala Harris could've bested the notorious Captain Trump. Tapper be sayin', “How could Kamala have beaten Trump when she faced him and found herself swimmin' with the fishes?”Biden, in a moment of what he calls "unity," insisted that it weren’t about himself but rather about the fair lady Harris, whom he says 'could've' taken the crown. But lo and behold, Tapper, with a twinkle in his eye, accused Biden of backtrackin' after tossin' shade at Kamala in the past. “Aye, he be tryin’ to give her a pat on the back after throwin’ her overboard!”
Even a former Biden matey, Kate Bedingfield, tried to save the captain, claimin' he was merely givin' kudos to Harris for her strong sails. But the wise pollin' wizard at CNN, Harry Enten, be callin’ Biden's claims “flat-out bonkers!” He pointed out that Biden was behavin' like a ship adrift, never once leadin' in the polls before he dropped anchor from the race.
So there ye have it, a tale of political tomfoolery on the high seas of media! Yarrr!