Arrr! Elon be sendin' Cybertrucks to battle them fiery beasts in L.A. after takin' a right good tongue-lashin'!
2025-01-13
Arrr! The wealthiest scallywag be causin’ a ruckus ‘bout them fierce fires! On the morrow, he swore to toss some shiny coins to grant the landlubbers of Los Angeles the magic of the internet. Aye, 'tis a fine treasure for their plight, but a curious way to douse flames!
Aye, gather 'round me hearties, fer I’ve a tale of a scallywag o’ riches, a man whose coffers be fuller than Davy Jones’ locker! This wealthy landlubber, the richest soul upon the seven seas, has stirred the pot of fury amongst the good folk, what with the wildfires ravagin’ the lands like a kraken on a rampage!