"Arrr, matey! The Trump crew's got a grand map to bamboozle ol' Iran—what a jolly fine chance!"
2025-01-13
Arrr, me hearties! A crew of scallywags known as United Against Nuclear Iran be handin' over a treasure map to the Trump gang, guidin' 'em on how to rattle the cages o' them landlubbers in Iran and bring 'em to their knees! Avast, let the mischief begin!
Aye, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer news be brewin' o'er the high seas o' politics! A report has sailed to the shores of the Trump transition crew, suggestin' bold moves to shackle the Iranian scallywags as the new captain takes the helm! The crafty Ambassador Mark D. Wallace be sayin’ this be a fine time to rattle Tehran’s chains whilst it be wobblin' under pressure.This here report, titled “A 100 Day Plan,” be a treasure map fer holdin’ Iran accountable fer its mischief in the Middle East. The word be that Iran fears the incoming Trump crew, and by thunder, they ought to! The plan suggests a full-on assault using diplomacy, military might, and good ol’ fashioned economic swashbucklin' to bring ‘em to heel!
But beware, ye landlubbers! Rushing into talks with these rascals might spoil the ship's sails! The plan outlines how to strike them dastardly rogues without stirrin' up a wider brawl. Also, it warns against negotiatin' with these treacherous sea dogs who’ll just buy time while plundering the seas of their riches!
So hoist the sails and prepare the cannons, fer it seems the Trump crew has a mighty chance to turn the tide against these villainous pirates of the Persian Gulf! Arrr! The seas be gettin' stormy, and the fate of many hangs in the balance!