Arrr, a mighty fleet o' scallywags be settin' sail to guard the Trump treasure trove o' tax booty!
2025-01-13
Arrr, matey! A band o' landlubbers with coin to spare be settin’ sail on a $20 million treasure hunt, beggin’ Congress to hoist the Trump tax cuts high, lest we all be adrift in the sea o' poverty! Yarrr, let the gold flow like rum!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' grand adventures on the high seas of politics! A mighty band o' budget-minded buccaneers known as Americans for Prosperity, spawned from the coffers of them wealthy Koch Brothers, be unleashin’ a treasure trove worth twenty million doubloons! Their mission? To convince the good ship Congress to keep the glorious tax cuts signed by the Captain Trump during his first voyage.Their campaign be settin’ sail this week across all fifty states, shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that now be the time to hoist the sails of prosperity, not raise the anchor of taxes! They warn that if the tax cuts walk the plank at year’s end, many a sailor will find themselves payin’ an extra 1,500 pieces of eight in taxes come the new year!
With a grand strategy full o’ grassroots efforts, they’ll be holdin’ countless gatherings, sendin’ messages in bottles to lawmakers, and gatherin’ testimonials from landlubbers and tradesfolk alike! But beware, for while the GOP be keen on keepin’ the treasure map intact, a mighty storm brews over the costs of maintainin’ these cuts, threatenin’ to sink their ship of fiscal responsibility!
So, hoist the flags, me hearties! The battle for bountiful tax cuts be on, and the seas be treacherous! Yarrr!