Arrr, matey! The judge be tossin' out half the treasure map ‘bout Trump’s shenanigans! What a merry jest!
2025-01-13
Arrr! Judge Aileen M. Cannon be a wily sea dog! She tossed the treasure of classified documents overboard, keepin' 'em from Congress, yet tossed out a different treasure trove 'bout the election for all hands to see. A fine game of hide and seek, eh? Avast!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of legal high seas, where Judge Aileen M. Cannon be the captain at the helm! This scallywag, in a twist most curious, did cast away the classified documents case, sending it to Davy Jones' locker with a hearty guffaw.But, hark! Not all be lost on the stormy brine of Congress, for she did hoist the sails on a different volume—one that be concerning the election case, lettin' it sail freely into the hands of the fine folk in the chambers of power. Aye, the winds of justice be blowin' in strange directions, like a ship caught in a tempest!
Yet, this be a tale of paradox, as the good judge barred the other volume from bein’ shown, as if it were a treasure map hidin’ the secrets of the seven seas! So, we be left wonderin’, what devilry be afoot? Is it a clever ruse or a case of mischief on the high seas of law? Shiver me timbers! Only time will tell, but one thing's for certain: the winds of fortune be fickle, and this legal sea be full of jests and jibes!