Arrr! A court buccaneer be givin' the green light fer the treasure map o' Trump’s election mischief!
2025-01-13
Arrr, me hearties! The word from Special Counsel Jack Smith be sailin' ‘round the seas! His parchment on President-elect Trump’s shenanigans with the election be ready to hit the decks! Ready yer spyglasses, fer the truth be comin’ to light, and it be more twisty than a kraken’s tentacle!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of the legal realm! A right honorable judge, Aileen Cannon be her name, hath swung open the treasure chest o' documents, lettin’ loose the first volume of the special counsel report on that scallywag President-elect Trump’s shenanigans during the election!Arrr, the good judge be givin' the green light for the tale penned by Special Counsel Jack Smith, settin' sail for all ye curious souls who crave the juicy details of the captain’s antics. But hold yer horses, for there be a second volume yet to be considered, one that deals with the handling of classified booty, which Cannon shall ponder upon this Friday, as if it were a fine rum!
This tale be still unfurlin’, so keep yer spyglasses trained and yer ears perked, for more updates be comin' in faster than a cannonball in a sea battle! Aye, the seas be stormy and the waters murky, but the truth will come to light, just as the sun rises over a pirate’s cove! So stay tuned, ye salty sea dogs, for this be a saga worth followin’!