Arrr, Carrie Underwood be singin' 'America the Beautiful' at Trump’s grand hootenanny! What a jolly spectacle, mateys!
2025-01-13
Arrr, matey! Word from the crow's nest be that the fair lass Carrie Underwood be readyin’ to belt out a shanty at Trump’s grand hoedown! Aye, Fox News be spillin’ the beans on this merry jolly! Let’s raise a tankard and dance a jig, savvy?
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tidings from the landlubber world of music and politics! It be said that the fair lass, Carrie Underwood, a notable chanteuse of the country seas, be settin' sail to perform at the grand inauguration of the one they call President Trump. Aye, that’s right, me hearties!Word from the Trump-Vance Inaugural Committee, those scallywags, be that Underwood will grace the stage during the mighty swearing-in ceremony for the President-elect Trump and Vice President-elect JD Vance on the 20th day of January. ‘Tis a day to remember, I tell ye!
This talented lass, crowned the queen of “American Idol” way back in the year of our Lord 2005, will belt out “America the Beautiful” like a siren luring sailors to their fate. She’ll be joined by the valiant Armed Forces Choir and the United States Naval Academy Glee Club, makin' it a tune worth hoisting the Jolly Roger for!
Underwood’s sweet melodies shall fill the air just after Vance swears his oath and before Trump lays his hand on the holy tome! So, keep yer eyes peeled for more news on this high seas spectacle, ye scallywags! Arrr!