Arrr! Trump be settin' the sails fer tellin' landlubbers how much their treasure be goin' to them union scallywags!
2025-01-13
Arrr, matey! Trump be makin' the federal crew spill the beans on $163 million in union booty! Now he’s settin' sail to pry from them how much more treasure be added when parleyin' with the union scallywags. A right jolly treasure hunt, that be!
Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the treasure be spent by taxpayers in the murky waters of federal labor negotiations! No soul knows how much doubloons are tossed about in this scallywag trade, but President-elect Donald Trump, the daring captain of reform, be ready to hoist the sails of transparency! With the help of the new Department of Government Efficiency, he could order every federal agency to shine a lantern on their dealings with them crafty labor unions.As a former captain of the U.S. Office of Personnel Management, I’ve witnessed the gold wasted on these negotiations. Aye, it be a tall tale as many federal workers be spending their days fussin’ over the height of cubicle walls and the right to wear spandex! Meanwhile, taxpayers be footing the bill for all this nonsense! Just think, some of these landlubbers spend every tick of the clock workin’ for the unions instead of the good folk they ought to serve!
Nay, it don’t end there! The Department of Labor shelled out a fortune on travel for these bickering sessions, while unions get free reign to commandeer prime federal property! ‘Tis high time we unearth these costs and let the truth sail forth. So, here’s to Trump, may he bring light to the shadows of union dealings and save the nation’s treasure from the greedy hands of bureaucracy!