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Arrr! L.A. scallywags flee the flames, makin’ a right mess of the landlubber’s lodgin’ woes! Aye, chaos reigns!

2025-01-13

Arrr, over a hundred thousand scallywags be heedin’ the call to skedaddle! They be makin’ do with whatever trinkets and grub they can scrounge, like a crew of swabs in a storm! Avast, let the sea of chaos be their guide!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin a yarn o' woe and wonder! A mighty tempest be brewin’, causin’ chaos in the land, and over a hundred thousand scallywags be heed’n the call to hoist their sails and flee! Aye, the fine folk be under orders to evacuate, but fear not! They be makin’ do with naught but their wits and a pinch o’ luck!

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