The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Why Trump set sail on the grand ol' Manifest Destiny, ye ask? To plunder votes and chart new waters, har har!"

2025-01-13

Arrr, me hearties! Donald Trump, that scallywag of the high seas, be on a quest to swell every treasure he lays his hands upon! Aye, he be makin’ ships, gold, and even his own ego as grand as a kraken in a whirlpool! Ha-ha!

Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a landlubber named Donald Trump, a buccaneer of the business seas, who be fixated on makin' everythin' he lays his hands upon as grand as a galleon in full sail!

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