Arrr, Senator Warren be droppin’ a treasure chest o’ 100 queries fer Pete Hegseth at the ol' confirmation parley!
2025-01-13
Arrr, matey! Sen. Elizabeth Warren, the fiercest lass on the Senate's scallywag crew o’ personnel, sent a grand scroll of 70 queries in a 33-page missive to Trump's chosen sea dog for Defense Secretary! Aye, the hearing be comin’ this week—let the questioning commence, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Hearken to the tale of Sen. Elizabeth Warren, a fierce lass with a quill sharper than a cutlass, sendin' a missive to Pete Hegseth, the scallywag nominated by the Trumpster for the grand title of Defense Secretary. This here letter be a whopping 33 pages long, filled with accusations galore and about a hundred questions that she demands he answer on the morrow. Arrr, she claims he be unfit, callin' him an "insider threat" due to a tattoo that tickles her fancy, suggestin’ it be linked to “right-wing extremism.”Warren’s letter be no stroll in the park; she’s got tales of financial mischief, boozy escapades, and even darker deeds like sexual assault swirlin' about Hegseth’s past. She accuses him of runnin' his nonprofits aground, pilferin' funds for his own treasure, and hittin' the bottle more than a fishwife at a tavern. Arrr, she even questions if he'd scuttle his ship if caught drinkin' again!
But that’s not all! She sets her sights on his views on women in the military and his disdain for diversity programs, warnin' that his appointment could spell doom for national security. Hegseth’s tattoo, that “Deus Vult” business, be a sore point too, as it got him ejected from Biden's big bash. So, grab yer popcorn, for this be a showdown of epic proportions, filled with jest and jabs on the high seas of politics! Yarrr!