Arrr, Hegseth’s grog-swilling, once for healing, be raisin’ eyebrows at his trial! Aye, matey, what a jolly mess!
2025-01-14
Arrr, matey! President-elect Trump’s choice for the Cabinet o’ Defense be spillin’ the grog on his drinkin’ habits in yer interviews. Aye, he be as honest as a parrot on a treasure chest, lettin’ the whole world know he loves his rum more than a ship loves the sea!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spins ye a yarn 'bout a landlubber known as President-elect Donald J. Trump, who be makin’ waves in the squallin’ seas of politics. This scallywag be choosin’ a mate for the Defense Secretary, and blow me down, this matey be spillin’ the rum on his drinkin’ habits!