"Ahoy! Mornin' Glory be a cursed calamity off the Californy coast, matey! Arrr, what a jolly mess!"
2025-01-14
Avast ye mateys! If we be wantin' to patch up this scorched land, 'tis simple: let Captain Trump and his GOP crew seize the charred shores! Aye, they'll hoist the sails of recovery and steer us clear of Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys! In the tumultuous seas of Los Angeles, where flames be raging hotter than a Kraken's breath, me old shipmate Richard Hauser be spouting wisdom. He claims President Trump be the fiercest captain to steer this ship through treacherous waters, for he knows the stakes of land and treasure better than a parrot on me shoulder!After thrice decades wrangling the tangled nets of California's land use laws, I can tell ye, the Coastal Commission be the barnacle on a ship’s hull, hindering all efforts to rebuild! Back in the days of the 1992 riots, "Rebuild LA" sailed with grand dreams but sank quicker than a ship full of cannonballs. Aye, the flames of yore be dwarfed by the infernos of today, leaving countless souls adrift and homes in tatters.
Hauser be suggestin’ a mighty plan: a singular captain to quell the bureaucratic mutiny and rally investors to the cause! With power in one hand and a treasure map in the other, we could rise from the ashes like a phoenix, or at least a seagull. So let’s cast aside the naysayers and chart a course for LA's rebirth, lest we remain lost in a sea of red tape forevermore!