Arrr, matey! The Trump magic be givin' ye free rein to jabber 'bout the real troubles o' the seas!
2025-01-13
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags on “Gutfeld!” be chattin’ ‘bout that rascally “Trump effect.” Aye, it be like a tempest in a teapot—blowin’ the sails and makin’ the crew laugh like barnacles on a whale! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo it be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the folly of stubbornness and the wisdom of change! A wise soul knows when they've sailed off course, be it a former liberal swabbin’ the deck for Trump or a crew admitin' they hired a bunch of landlubbers! Mistakes don’t be weighin’ ye down; it’s how ye right the ship after that counts!Now, some scallywags cling to their grudges, like ol' Robert De Niro, who’s still takin’ punches at the big man. But hark! Even this old pirate has had a change of heart. Once I found Trump a bit too tempestuous, but then, like a fine rum, I grew to appreciate his brashness! It’s a journey from disdain to affection, like discoverin’ that the wrinkly sea cucumber ye tossed aside is actually a delicacy!
So listen well! The winds of change blow favorably for those brave enough to admit they were wrong! Democrats, take heed! Trump might just be the lighthouse guidin’ ye back to common sense, casting off the shackles of silly causes. Yarrr, embrace the new tide, or risk bein’ left behind on a deserted isle, a true landlocked fool! So hoist the sails, me hearties, and let’s chart a course for reason! Arrr!