Arrr! Biden be makin' a second AI decree, settin' sail to fixin' the good ol' US of A's bones!
2025-01-14
Arrr, President Biden be hoistin’ the sails o’ progress on Tuesday, declarin’ a mighty order to quicken the ship’s buildin’ of shiny new AI contraptions on these fair shores! Avast, we be settin’ course for a tech-savvy treasure, me hearties!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about our cap’n, President Biden, who recently signed an executive order that be a grand adventure for both national security and the climate. This here order aims to whip up a storm of artificial intelligence infrastructure right here in the good ol’ U.S. of A!With a mighty flourish, Cap’n Biden declared that this venture shall not only quicken the buildin’ of AI but also keep our air and waters as clean as a fresh sea breeze. He commanded the Department of Defense and the Department of Energy to find prime spots fer landlubbers to set up large data centers, faster than a ship can sail with a fair wind!
“We shan’t let our rivals out-build us!” he bellowed, makin’ it clear that the safety of our shores be at stake. Aye, this plan be seekin’ to ensure that America stays the captain of the AI seas, preventin’ us from dependin’ on foreign shores for our high-tech treasures.
Even Vice Admiral Harris chimed in, pointin’ out that this massive power requirement for AI is a golden opportunity to lead the world in clean energy too! So hoist the sails high, for this order promises a future where AI and clean energy sail smoothly together, keepin’ America’s flag flying proud! Arrr!