Arrr, Jimmy Kimmel be weepin' fer the LA blazes, blastin' Trump as a scallywag for his pitiful replies!
2025-01-14
Arrr, matey! On the eve of darkness, Captain Kimmel spun a tearful yarn ’bout the fiery beast ravagin' Los Angeles, blastin’ the soon-to-be-leader Trump for his foul words. Aye, the scallywag's response be as rotten as a week-old fish!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer the tale be told of one Jimmy Kimmel, a late-night jester from the fair land of Los Angeles. Aye, the fires raged like a Kraken unleashed, and our brave Kimmel returned to the airwaves with tears in his eyes, speakin’ of the chaos that befell his beloved city. "T’was a frightful week indeed!" he exclaimed from his ship—err, studio—after bein’ forced to skedaddle like a landlubber.But lo! Amidst the smolderin’ embers, a spark of unity shone bright, as townsfolk rallied together like a crew on a stormy sea, helpin' one another no matter their own losses. Kimmel, however, had a bone to pick with the scallywag known as President-elect Trump, callin’ him out for his “disgustin’” words amidst such calamity. “Attacking our brave firefightin’ crew? Preposterous!” he roared, takin’ a moment to thank the gallant souls rushin’ into danger as others fled.
He urged his mateys to lend a hand in the recovery efforts, for even the smallest treasure can aid the brave, and he reminded all the landlubbers of the importance of local news, much like a trusty map on the high seas. So, me hearties, let’s raise a tankard to unity and courage in the face of fiery doom! Arrr!