Arrr, Jack Smith’s quest for justice be endin’ with Trump sailin’ free, like a scallywag at a treasure hunt!
2025-01-14
Arrr, me hearties! The Justice Department be settin' sail into a second Trump voyage, but lo and behold, they be wieldin' less power than a landlubber in a cannonball fight! Aye, ‘tis been half a century since they had the might to chase a cap'n like this!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of the Justice Department, sailin’ into the treacherous waters of a second Trump administration! Aye, it be a strange sight, fer they be armed with less power than a scallywag with a wooden sword! In the last half-century, their cannonballs of authority be but mere pebbles on the shore.