The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The transportation powwow be settin' its sights on keepin’ the skies safe and the ships afloat!

2025-01-15

Arrr, mateys! Sean Duffy, that scallywag of Fox News, be takin' the helm of a mighty Transportation Department! He'll be wranglin’ all the flying ships, iron steeds, and land lubber carriages like a true captain of chaos! Hoist the sails and let the railroads roll, ye landlocked lubbers!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Sean Duffy! This landlubber be not just any old swab, nay! He be a Fox News host and a former Wisconsin congressman, lookin' to take the helm of a mighty ship they call the Transportation Department!

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