Arrr! That scallywag Joy Behar be makin' waves fer her own fame, callin' Carrie Underwood ‘un-American’! What a jolly jest!
2025-01-15
Arrr! Elisabeth Hasselbeck be throwin' cannonballs at Joy Behar, claimin’ she's a landlubber for callin’ Carrie Underwood "un-American" fer singin' at Trump’s grand shindig! Aye, what be next, callin' a parrot a scallywag for squawkin' too loud? The seas be churnin' with folly, matey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a squabble on the high seas of television! It be the former captain of "The View," Elisabeth Hasselbeck, takin' up arms against the current scallywag, Joy Behar, who be callin' the fair lass Carrie Underwood "un-American" fer singin' at the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump.Behar, with her tongue sharper than a cutlass, questioned how a singer could claim love for her country while supportin' a "convicted felon" who be threatenin' to sink the ship of state! But lo! Hasselbeck fired back, claimin' Behar's words were as ridiculous as a parrot tryin' to fly. She pointed out Underwood's storied history of patriotism, from winnin' "American Idol" to servin' aboard USO tours for the brave sailors and soldiers of the realm.
Hasselbeck declared Behar's motives to be naught but a quest for glory, tryin' to stay relevant as her ship sinks beneath the waves. "It be more un-American," she declared, "to call a lass un-American fer exercise her rights!" She implored Behar to support strong women like Underwood instead of castin' shadows of doubt. So, raise a glass to Carrie and let the good times roll, for it be a grand ol' time to celebrate America, me mateys!