Arrr, matey! Why chase treasure in Panama when ye could be battlin' dragons in the land of China, eh?
2025-01-15
Arrr, matey! President-elect Trump be spot on with the Monroe Doctrine! But to keep that scallywag Xi Jinping from pillagin' our shores, the next crew should set their sights on China, not waste time chasin' after Panama’s rum! Yarr, let’s guard our treasure!
Ahoy mateys! It be true, our Captain Trump be threatenin’ to hoist the black flag and invade Panama, claimin’ that the Chinese scallywags be meddlin’ in the Canal Zone, underminin’ our fair security! Arrr, I once sailed with a crew of 60 fine Marines in them waters to battle the devil’s drugs, and I reckon that Panama be more ally than foe!Now, I be supportin’ the Monroe Doctrine, a fine tenet that keeps foreign knaves from meddlin’ in our backyard fer over two centuries. But hark! Trump be seekin’ to draw swords against Panama when he should be settin’ sights on the true enemy—those crafty Chinese! The Panamanians be professional, pro-American, and to suggest we’d clash with ‘em be as ridiculous as a three-headed sea serpent!
The Chinese be sneakin’ about, infiltratin’ telecommunications and the like, but let’s not forget our allies. We should be bolsterin’ our bonds with Panama while givin’ the Chinese a taste of our maritime might! Instead of makin’ enemies of our partners, we ought to forge alliances to keep Xi Jinping and his crew at bay. So, Captain Trump, let’s chase off the Chinese without raisin’ our swords against Panama! Arrr!