The Booty Report

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Ramaswamy be sittin’ high atop the crow's nest, but beware the storm o’ conflicts brewin’ below! Arrr!

2025-01-15

Arrr! Vivek Ramaswamy, that crafty matey o’ Elon Musk, be schemin’ to plunder the coffers of the crown! With a wink and a grin, he be makin’ choices that could fill their treasure chests to the brim, makin’ him and his crew richer than a pirate’s wildest dreams!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Vivek Ramaswamy, a fine lad who sails the treacherous seas of government cost-cutting with none other than the infamous Elon Musk, that clever captain known for his daring escapades in the world of gadgetry and spacefaring! Arrr, these two be plotting to trim the fat off the bloated beast of bureaucracy, aye, and in doing so, they might just line their pockets with doubloons aplenty!

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