"Avast, matey! Bondi be cuttin' off the Dem senator's blabberin' 'bout another scallywag Trump picked!"
2025-01-15
Arrr, matey! A band o' Democratic scallywags be hounding Attorney General lass Pam Bondi 'bout that Trump matey, Kash Patel! 'Tis a right ruckus on the high seas o' politics, I tell ye! Grab yer grog and enjoy the show, for it be a jolly good spectacle!
Arrr mateys! On the high seas of politics, U.S. Attorney General nominee Pam Bondi found herself in a right ruckus with a senior Democratic scallywag, Sen. Richard Blumenthal. During her confirmation hearing, she had to batten down the hatches and defend President-elect Trump's choice for the FBI captain, one Kash Patel, whose past mutterings caused quite the squall. Blumenthal, with a sharp tongue like a cutlass, jabbed at Patel's talk of closing the FBI's stronghold and his menacing "enemies list."With the wind at her back, Bondi declared, “I ain't familiar with those comments, matey!” Yet she sought to steer the ship straight, proclaiming Patel’s credentials as a career prosecutor and defender of the innocent. Blumenthal, not one to back down from a cannonball fight, insisted he wanted to hear her disavow Patel's remarks, calling them as chilling as a ghost ship on a foggy night. The good Bondi, however, held firm, promising that under her watch, there’d be no enemies list at the DOJ. Aye, a fine spectacle of verbal swashbuckling on the seas of governance, where all hands are on deck for a tumultuous voyage ahead!