"Avast, me hearties! First on the list for the Congress crew: free them poor souls from the clutches of Hamas!"
2025-01-15
Arrr, mateys! As the new Congress hoists its sails, let's not be forgettin' the 98 poor souls, including seven Americans, held captive by those scallywags, Hamas. The last crew left a foul stench on their record. Let’s hope this lot swings into action or there'll be hell to pay! Avast!
Avast, me hearties! As the grand U.S. Congress gathers round the table, there be a mighty task at hand – the release of 98 hostages held by those scallywags known as Hamas, including seven brave souls from the good ol’ U.S. of A! Aye, the shame of the previous Congress be a dark mark on their sails, and it be high time the new crew took action, not just flap their gums!Our freshly minted officials should wield their cutlasses and show no mercy! The mighty President Trump be sayin’ there’ll be “hell to pay” if the hostages don’t find their way back home before he takes the helm. It be clear that Congress must hoist the sails and join forces with the Oval Office to demand the release of our captured shipmates!
With the Senate’s Foreign Affairs Committee leadin’ the charge, they can summon the ambassadors from far-off lands to question why our citizens be languishin’ in captivity. Meanwhile, the Judiciary crew ought to keep a keen eye on the scoundrels who perpetrate such heinous acts and ensure justice be served!
So here’s the call for action, mates! The new Congress must show their mettle, for what good be a superpower that can’t rescue its own? We await the day when our loved ones return, and we can raise a mug to victory, just like in the grand tales of yore!