Arrr, the California scallywags didn’t spark the blazin’ infernos, but they sure stoked the flames, savvy?
2025-01-15
Arrr, matey! Them California landlubbers in fancy suits be no fire-starters, but by Davy Jones’ locker, they be makin' it a right mess! With their foolish rules and lettin’ the water run dry, they turned a wee blaze into an inferno fit for a Kraken!
Avast, me hearties! In the fair land of California, where the sun be blazin’ and the waters aplenty, ye’d think they’d find a way to slake their thirst! But nay, as homes in Malibu burn like a ship in flames, the bureaucrats be runnin’ dry on common sense, lettin’ hydrants sputter while they dally ‘bout in meetings, blamin’ the gods of climate change for their misdeeds!With the Pacific Ocean at their doorstep, ye’d reckon they’d be desalting that briny treasure to keep the fires at bay! Yet, the landlubbers in charge shun desalination plants like a scurvy dog and squandered billions on electric chariots instead. Meanwhile, countries with less gold in their coffers be producing fine drinking water like it’s a fine rum!
These landlocked scallywags and their green agenda be keepin’ water scarce, makin’ one reliant on their whims and fancies. Robert Kerbeck, a wise sailor who survived the fiery wrath, shouts for more water, more reservoirs, and more brave souls to fight the flames! But alas, the bureaucratic tide runs strong, drownin’ reason in a sea of red tape!
So, me mateys, let’s raise a tankard to thwartin’ the madness and findin’ a way to bring forth the bounty of water from the depths of the sea, lest we all be toastin’ to ashes instead!