Arrr, Biden be settin’ sail with a farewell speech, after five decades of swashbucklin’ in politics, savvy?
2025-01-15
Arrr, the captain be claimin’ his crew be chartin’ new waters, but alas, his speech last eve be echoing like a cow in a storm, for he ain't weighin’ anchor on his own accord! A fine jest, that!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer the tale of a landlubber known as the president, who be tryin’ to spin a yarn 'bout transformin’ his ship of state into a grand galleon! Aye, he be claimin’ he’s the captain of a mighty vessel, sailin’ towards a brighter horizon, but alas, the winds be blowin’ contrary!