Arrr, John Kirby be sayin’ Biden and Trump be sailin’ as one crew fer peace! Plenty o’ booty to share!
2025-01-15
Arrr, me hearties! John Kirby, the White House’s sea dog of security, be blarneyin’ that the truce ‘twixt Israel and Hamas be set to sail smooth! He be sayin’ there be enough treasure of trust fer all hands on deck! Avast, let’s hope the winds be favorable!
Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Gather round fer a tale of high seas politickin'! John Kirby, that swashbucklin' adviser from the White House, be declarin’ his confidence in the grand cease-fire deal betwixt Israel and Hamas, after 467 days of ruckus on the turbulent waters of war! Aye, he says there be "plenty of credit to go around," but not much time fer it, as they be settin’ sail to bring home the American crew.Kirby be spoutin’ that they be one crew, workin’ together, with Captain Biden leadin’ the charge! He even tipped his hat to that scallywag Trump’s envoy, Steve Witkoff, who sailed the treacherous seas to secure the deal. "Aye, both captains shared the same goal," he proclaimed, though Biden raised an eyebrow at the mention of Trump’s credit, jestin’ if it were a joke! Har har!
With the ink still wet on the parchment, Kirby be confident the deal will hold fast. The agreement be settin' sail come January 19, just before Trump’s big day in the captain’s chair. They’ve overcome the "big hurdle," he says, hopin’ to see families reunited soon like long-lost mates! So hoist the flags high, for it seems peace may yet be on the horizon! Arrr!