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Arrr! Ricki Lake be shoutin' to ye scallywags, beware o' fire scammer pirates usin'

2025-01-15

Arrr, me hearties! Ricki Lake be raisin' the Jolly Roger, warnin' ye all to steer clear of scallywags usin' her name to plunder yer doubloons durin' the LA fire recovery! Don’t be lettin' them bilge rats sink yer treasure, savvy? Keep yer coffers safe!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of woe from the fair seas of Hollywood! Our lass, Ricki Lake, be soundin' the alarm as she be pickin' up the pieces after a fearsome blaze ravaged her dream abode in Malibu. In a jolly ol’ video from her ship of social media, she warns her loyal crew that some scallywag be tryin’ to bilge water by pretendin’ to be her, beggin’ fer doubloons! "Nay!" she declares, "I be not askin’ fer yer coin!"

With a heavy heart, she shares the sorrow of losin' her treasured home, a place where sunset views were as plentiful as fish in the sea. "It’s all gone!" she laments with the grace of a lost sailor. But fear not, fer Lake be a brave captain, vowin' to donate to worthy causes and rally her crew to do the same. "If ye see a GoFundMe with me name, it be a fraud!" she warns, raising the Jolly Roger against deceit.

Despite the tempest of grief, our lass finds solace in the love o’ her mates. "We shall rise together!" she proclaims, her heart a beacon of hope, remindin’ us all to cherish the beauty of our human family and the four-legged creatures that sail with us. So hoist yer flag o’ compassion, for together we weather any storm!

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