Arrr, as Governor, Burgum swore to tame the squabbles, yet still they be poppin' up like pesky barnacles!
2025-01-16
Arrr, me hearties! Doug Burgum, the matey chosen by Captain Trump to steer the ship of the Interior, be sayin’ he might jettison some treasure if he gets the nod. But whilst he sailed North Dakota, he clung to his doubloons like a barnacle to a ship’s hull!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Doug Burgum, a scallywag plucked from the ranks to be President-elect Donald J. Trump’s choice for the lofty title of interior secretary. This be a fine tale of treasure and trade, as Burgum be pledging to part ways with some of his shiny doubloons if he be confirmed in his new role.Now, ye see, this crafty lad held on to his gold while sailin' the rough seas of North Dakota. Aye, he clutched his investments tighter than a pirate clings to his rum! But alas, the winds of change be blowin', and ye can bet yer boots he’ll be divin’ headfirst into the murky waters of conflict o' interest if he don’t lighten his load.
So here we stand, waitin’ to see if Burgum will keep his promise like a true captain or if he’ll be swabbin' the deck with his own words. Will he sell his treasures, or keep them close while he navigates the choppy waters of the cabinet? Only time will tell, but one thing be for certain: this salty sea dog be in for a stormy ride ahead!