Arrr, Chicago be denyin' the lawmen's wish to team up with ICE to chase down those scallywag migrants! Ha!
2025-01-16
Arrr, two landlubber officials from Chicago sought to let the lawmen join forces with the customs scallywags to chase down the miscreants among the migrants. But lo and behold, their grand scheme was sent to Davy Jones' locker on Wednesday! Aye, a right jolly failure it be!
Aldermen Ray Lopez and Silvana Tabares thought they could change this ordinance, targetin’ ne’er-do-wells who be dabblin’ in gangs or worse, but the council sent ‘em packin’ with a hearty 39-11 vote! Activists raised a ruckus, claimin’ the measure would turn the city into a hellhole for migrants. One lad from the Council on American-Islamic Relations even called 'em "self-hatin’ cowards"!
With the mayor, Brandon Johnson, settin’ sail in favor of the sanctuary law, the city be divided. Residents be shoutin’ about loyalty, wonderin’ if the mayor be protectin’ citizens or lettin’ in all manner of scallywags! Johnson issued new guidelines to keep ICE at bay, demandin’ warrants and takin’ notes like a good sailor.
But the winds of change be blowin’, and even Trump’s new border czar be threatenin’ to crack down on the whole lot of ‘em! So here we be, awaitin’ to see how this saga unfolds on the treacherous seas of immigration! Yarrr!