Arrr! Trump’s sea chart be spot on—6 treasures he found while the landlubber experts floundered!
2025-01-16
Arrr, when Trump be jabberin' 'bout foreign matters, the landlubbers laughed, thinkin' him a scallywag! But lo and behold, he be spot on with every grand affair! 'Twas the high-falutin' elites who steered the ship o' folly! Ha! A jolly jest for sure!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the landlubber known as Donald Trump, a real scallywag from the Big Apple, long before he took to the high seas of politics! When he first uttered words of foreign policy, the wise men scoffed, thinkin’ a mere builder and reality star knew naught of the world’s troubles. But lo and behold, the so-called experts be the ones who steered us wrong!From the start, Trump claimed China be not a friendly trader but a clever pirate robbin' us blind! While the elite chuckled, he saw the truth; those land-locked experts had their heads in the sand. And when it came to oil, our brave captain knew the tides would turn, makin’ America rich and leavin’ the likes of Russia and Iran to starve.
Though many a politician did back the endless wars, Trump saw ‘em as a cursed treasure hunt with naught but trouble to gain. He ended the silly Iran deal and weakened the enemy with clever tactics instead of pointless parley. With his mighty energy policies, he forged peace where others failed, and the Arab leaders came a-knockin’, realizing they needed a trade route to prosperity.
So raise a tankard to the pirate who dared to challenge the world’s so-called wisdom, navigatin' uncharted waters to ensure American security. Here’s hopin’ his next voyage be even grander!