"Arrr, matey! Clay Travis be sayin’ Trump’s workin’ to mend the rift 'twixt the races like a crafty sea dog!"
2025-01-16
Arrr, matey! Trump's grand victory be a right surprise to his fiercest foes, for he’s pulled off a feat unseen since the days of sea shanties before the Civil Rights tide. Aye, the colors be less divided than a treasure map at a rum party!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings of a most peculiar tale! Even 'fore the man known as Donald Trump takes the oath next week, he be makin’ a grand comeback that be nothin’ short of legendary in the annals of American politics!